Mouth
Mouth
By. Carley Hoffman
Don’t be so quiet or you'll never make friends but don't be too loud or you will just annoy people know when to shut your mouth and be quiet but don’t be too quiet or else you’re just being weird and make sure you always listen to other people and remember everything they say but if they talk over you don’t stop them because what they are saying is more important you were rambling anyway but don’t be such a pushover and stand up for yourself but don’t stand too tall or else you’re aggressive and make sure that when you do finally talk you don’t bore people if you talk too much your wasting their time because they have much more important things to do and they don’t really care what happened last night or why your brother doesn’t like you besides any problems you have you can figure out yourself because if you put that burden on them then you are only adding to their own problems which is something you can never do so next time you need to cry you better not let them see because then they will be obligated to ask why and if you don’t tell them you’re being rude but if you do tell them you will overwhelm them and then what kind of help are you so make sure you always smile and make sure you’re always polite and make sure you always laugh and make sure you never fight make sure that you’re always pleasant and make sure you always listen because if you slip up then what good is any of the work you’ve put in its your job to keep them happy because you know what it’s like not to be and what kind of person would you be to let someone else feel that way so stop being so afraid and just talk but always know if you say the wrong thing then you never should have opened your mouth.